Things I say now I own a pet!
The reality is, I was one of those… “I’ll never do that” people before I became a mum (pet Mumma). Was anyone else?
Things people say before they own a pet Vs now!
If you didn’t grow up with a pet or even if you did I’ll bet you at least some of these are true for you too. I was the hand on my heart I swear I’ll never …. person before I had my very own fluffy friend.
|I’ll never talk to my pet like a human||Hey how was our day? Gosh you look pretty today. My day was ok, little bit long and I missed you but that’s ok I’m home now. Shall we excersize or just drink wine? Ahh I like it wine!|
|It’s an excuse to get out of the house and walk||My dog is allergic to walking she is really into watching Netflix at the moment.|
|It’s just a dog!||Ummm first of all that’s my child|
|Let’s have a sleep over! I love staying out of my own house||Oh I’d love to but peach doesn’t like sleeping alone.|
|Sorry I got new shoes this week I can’t afford it||Sorry my fish asked me for a new reef this week, I cant afford it|
|Should I bring a plus 1?||So do they allow animals as plus ones? My cat is very social able.|
|I love beaches in Spain, nude tanning all the way.||Ohh sorry we only go to organic pet friendly beaches its bad for his paws|
|Let’s go to Bali, cheap flight sale is on!||Sure! I’m in as long as they allow pets. Are pets included in cheap airfares? Is there a cat pole included? Pet friendly water?|
|I’ll never dress my dog up||Omg. Puppers dog collars need a matching bandana!! You wait for Halloween! Pumpkin it is!|
|I will never let my pets inside||Week 1 : Not you’re not allowed inside
Week 2: out you go, you know you’re not allowed in here
Week 3: come on jump under the covers, shhh don’t tell anyone.
Do you have anything to add?
I am currently self confessed fish lady! I love my pet fish, it’s all i’m currently able to care for but it’s a slippery slope once you get started! Even the family cat at my mum’s doesn’t know what to do with my new found soft side!